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With notes of warm toasted pumpkin spice, and hints of maple, apple, and bourbon to bring out the sweetness, Harvest Moon will wrap you up in a soft and cozy hug to remind you that all is right with the world. Like your boyfriend or husband's favorite hooded sweatshirt that you shamelessly stole, Harvest Moon is all of the best things about fall.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Berglane Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45241425133751,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0533\/7464\/8503\/files\/IMG_8168.jpg?v=1761608425"},{"product_id":"hayride-mammary-lane-body-lotion","title":"Hayride Mammary Lane Body Lotion","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen you think of toasted marshmallows over a roaring fire under a moonlit sky, passing a bottle of hooch around the fire with your friends, and the leaves crunching beneath your boots, Hayride is what you'll get! This scent is a beauty to behold for the senses with notes of vanilla and marshmallow wafting over a base of wood with bourbon, maple, and apple. Your nose and your skin will thank you for this decadent little treat!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Berglane Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45241440043191,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0533\/7464\/8503\/files\/marshmallows-roasting-over-an-open-fire-on-a-farm-in-the-fall.png?v=1756926813"},{"product_id":"apple-pie-mammary-lane-body-lotion","title":"Apple Pie Mammary Lane Body Lotion","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe name should say it all but writing product descriptions helps with SEO and makes me use my college degree. Apple Pie, with warm and comforting notes of (well) apples, sugar, spice, everything nice, will be one of your go-to lotions this autumn. It smells and feels so delicious that you may even start to crave a scoop of vanilla ice cream or a slice of cheddar cheese. The last one is a Wisconsin thing; something about umami and pairings. I think it's weird but it works for a lot of people. Anyway, I love this lotion and I think you will, too!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Berglane Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49147848523959,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0533\/7464\/8503\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_b17c964d-1294-4c09-a2ef-6839a3faad45.jpg?v=1789089434"},{"product_id":"blueberry-pie-mammary-lane-body-lotion-copy","title":"Blueberry Pie Mammary Lane Body Lotion","description":"\u003cp\u003eJust like her sister Apple Pie, Blueberry Pie should be self-explanatory but...college degrees and SEO. Anyway, this new scent is our take on a classic dessert beloved across generations and geographical lines! Sweet and jammy blueberries with sugar and a little cinnamon are grounded by notes of vanilla, bakery dough, and buttery crust. I really love this lotion and I know you will, too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Berglane Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49147850784951,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0533\/7464\/8503\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_7342ab0c-854c-4dde-82d6-eb89e4f2b772.jpg?v=1789089538"},{"product_id":"cinnamon-roll-mammary-lane-body-lotion","title":"Cinnamon Roll Mammary Lane Body Lotion","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lotion is just as soft, comforting, satisfying, and altogether delightful as its name suggests! Sassy cinnamon and sweet vanilla are rounded out and grounded by brown sugar, a pinch of salt, and pillowy bakery dough. 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It's a very niche fragrance that's hard to explain unless you spend weeks on end surrounded by it every fall but it's warm and toasty and reminds you that the crop you worked hard on growing all year is finally coming in from the field. The roar of engines powering PTOs and augers rings in your ear as billions of kernels of corn come flying through and crashing against steel, and smoky diesel wafts through the night to be finished off with a nip of frosty air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI may just be a humble milkmaid now, but I spent a lot of time in a combine in the fall of 2013 (mostly with the operator, a former boyfriend). I have some fond memories from that harvest and I wanted this scent to do that time of year, that race against the calendar and Mother Nature, and that raw emotion and rush justice. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrain Dryer contains top notes of nutty, toasted grains, a little sugar, and a pinch of yeast from the moisture leaving the corn. 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